15 best pick up lines.

I don't normal comment on the whole relationships scene, but I just though that these were something that really made me laugh and think about all those guys who must have sat there for hours trying to figure out new ways in which tom impress girls, all which fail.

The good old classical "pick up lines".

I just wanted to share some of them and see if any of them would even make it worth while to carry on talking to the guy or even laugh at (and no, not laughing with you, more at you). So just enjoy, and think of all the cringing moments a guy has actually tried this on with some girl in a bar...
(Just for the giggles.)


Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I'm glad I've got my library card, because I'm checking you out.

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

Was that an Earthquake? or you just rockin' my world?

Are you a magnet? Because I can't help being attracted to you.

Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I borrow your number? I lost mine.

I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smokin'.

Hey, I just realised this, you look like my next girlfriend.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when you came in the room you made it beautiful.

Apart from being sexy what else do you do for a living?

Do you have a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you.



Well, that put a smile to my face reading these!

Ellie.